Just a Minute

I received this from my mother-in-law the other day and thought I’d share it with ya’ll.

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Two Ladies
Talking in Heaven
First woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
Second woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?
First woman: I froze to death.
Second woman: How horrible!
First woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,

I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Second woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was heating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
First woman: So, what happened?
Second woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
First woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.